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Corporate Certification

RentAnIdiot can provide customized training based on its massive collection of psychological profiles and with modifications and enhancements, we can create a customized training solution that promises a highly recognized industry idiot, but is uniquely based on your organizational objectives.

Certified Corporate Idiot can often be a more effective alternative to other testing options, and has the added advantage of meeting issues specific to your organization. The decision to bring a Certified Corporate Idiot in house is not just for larger organizations. Many smaller businesses can benefit from having a Certified Corporate Idiot. These certifications programs can be delivered on site or at a RentAnIdiot Training Facility.

RentAnIdiot facilitators are hand picked industry idiots. All facilitators are registered with RentAnIdiot for a period of two years following a rigorous interview, training and selection process involving our in-house idiot education specialists.

To ensure that RentAnIdiot clients receive the most relevant and appropriate learning experiences, our facilitators are required to attend continual idiot development and testing seminars.

Evaluation of our facilitators is undertaken in a number of forms. Direct feedback is gathered from evaluation sheets distributed to participants at the conclusion of each course. These evaluation forms are handled confidentially, with a summary of the results being presented to your organization once the results have been processed.

Personal Certification

For many people the questions they need to ask before considering a personal certification program are these.

  1. Am I a Certifiable Idiot
  2. Do others already see me as an idiot.
  3. Do I have the skills to be a recognized idiot in my chosen field.

Certified Personal Idiot, is a recognition of the competency of an individual to carry out certain tasks, based on qualification requisites set for specific areas. Accordingly, it constitutes an appropriate tool for spanning the gap between initial training and the current demands of a professional idiot.

For workers receiving a personal idiot certification, the competency certification is a quality factor, verified in a neutral and competent manner through on-going supervision by experts in the field. People wishing to demonstrate that they are idiots in their chosen field should find this a credible means for presenting their efforts. Personal certification is an ideal instrument for this end.

Personal idiot certification provides professionals with certified substantiation by RentAnIdiot, that their specialized knowledge and skill have been certified and are maintained through on-going training and the practical application of their skill in their profession, thereby improving their opportunities in the job market. We have found that this certification can help with promotions and also improved offers of new employment.

 

Testing FAQ’s

Q: What are the benefits of certifying our employees as idiots?
A: One of the main benefits to certifying key employees as certified idiots is accountability. Within many corporations these are times when problems and issues are left unresolved or corrected.

Q: How do we certify our employees as idiots?
A: Once you have evaluated the need for a certified Corporate idiot, please contact one of our Sales Agents.

Q: How much does it cost to certify a Corporate Idiot?
A: The base price is $10,500 per employee, but this figure can vary depending on the type of corporate certification that is requested, and volume discounts.

Q: How long does the certification process take?
A: Generally the process takes 6-8 weeks, this includes the 10 days of intense training and testing.

Q: How long is the certification valid
A: A certification is valid for 2 years from the date it was issued.

Q: How much does re-certification cost
A: At present the re-certification fee is $2000

Q: How long does the Personal Certification take?
A: This certification programs takes 10 days.

Q: How much does the Personal Certification cost?
A: This certification program cost $6,500 and we do provide payment plans to individuals OAC.

Testing Services

Products Testing

All product testing is conducted under stringent laboratory controlled conditions in double blind studies. All testers used are certified either as Idiots or Total Idiots, all testers have at least 5 years experience in their specific field.

CIR-50 Rated

The CIR-50 rating is designed to designate a product as suitable for most average users with a certain classification, an example of this would be Software. This product would have been stringently tested by 50 Idiots, who found the produce fairly easy to use.

CIR-100 Rated

The CIR-100 rating is designed to designate a product as suitable for most all users with a certain classification, an example of this would be Software. This product would have been stringently tested by 100 Idiots, who found the produce very easy to use.

TIR-50 Rated

The TIR-50 rating is designed to designate a product as suitable for all users and could be used by anyone. This product would have been stringently tested by 50 Total Idiots, who found the produce fairly easy to use.

TIR-100 Rated

The TIR-100 rating is designed to designate a product as suitable for all users and could be used by anyone. This product would have been stringently tested by 100 Total Idiots, who found the produce very easy to use.

Testing Case Studies

RentAnIdiot recently tested 10 random products warning labels with 100 certified idiots in order to validate the attached warning labels and instructions were easy to understand and follow.

Below are the actual warnings and instructions found on the products.

  1. Warning: Never iron clothes on the body. Passed Testing
  2. No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue. Failed Testing
  3. Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly. Passed Testing
  4. Ignite lighter away from face. Passed Testing
  5. Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. Failed Testing
  6. Product will be hot after heating. Passed Testing
  7. Do not attempt to stop chain saw with your hands or genitals. Passed Testing
  8. This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark Passed Testing
  9. These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe. Failed Testing
  10. Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet. Passed Testing

As you can see at times many companies will spend valuable time and money testing their products before they are released to consumers, but fail to carefully test the warning labels they may attach to these products.

Like all over stages og the test process, RentAnIdiot always tests warning labels during our testing process, you can be sure that utilizing our Certified Idiots, your product will reach the market place safe, and ready to use by all users.