RentAnIdiot can provide customized training based on its massive collection of psychological profiles and with modifications and enhancements, we can create a customized training solution that promises a highly recognized industry idiot, but is uniquely based on your organizational objectives.
Certified Corporate Idiot can often be a more effective alternative to other testing options, and has the added advantage of meeting issues specific to your organization. The decision to bring a Certified Corporate Idiot in house is not just for larger organizations. Many smaller businesses can benefit from having a Certified Corporate Idiot. These certifications programs can be delivered on site or at a RentAnIdiot Training Facility.
RentAnIdiot facilitators are hand picked industry idiots. All facilitators are registered with RentAnIdiot for a period of two years following a rigorous interview, training and selection process involving our in-house idiot education specialists.
To ensure that RentAnIdiot clients receive the most relevant and appropriate learning experiences, our facilitators are required to attend continual idiot development and testing seminars.
Evaluation of our facilitators is undertaken in a number of forms. Direct feedback is gathered from evaluation sheets distributed to participants at the conclusion of each course. These evaluation forms are handled confidentially, with a summary of the results being presented to your organization once the results have been processed.
For many people the questions they need to ask before considering a personal certification program are these.
- Am I a Certifiable Idiot
- Do others already see me as an idiot.
- Do I have the skills to be a recognized idiot in my chosen field.
Certified Personal Idiot, is a recognition of the competency of an individual to carry out certain tasks, based on qualification requisites set for specific areas. Accordingly, it constitutes an appropriate tool for spanning the gap between initial training and the current demands of a professional idiot.
For workers receiving a personal idiot certification, the competency certification is a quality factor, verified in a neutral and competent manner through on-going supervision by experts in the field. People wishing to demonstrate that they are idiots in their chosen field should find this a credible means for presenting their efforts. Personal certification is an ideal instrument for this end.
Personal idiot certification provides professionals with certified substantiation by RentAnIdiot, that their specialized knowledge and skill have been certified and are maintained through on-going training and the practical application of their skill in their profession, thereby improving their opportunities in the job market. We have found that this certification can help with promotions and also improved offers of new employment.
Q: What are the benefits of certifying our employees as idiots?
A: One of the main benefits to certifying key employees as certified idiots is accountability. Within many corporations these are times when problems and issues are left unresolved or corrected.
Q: How do we certify our employees as idiots?
A: Once you have evaluated the need for a certified Corporate idiot, please contact one of our Sales Agents.
Q: How much does it cost to certify a Corporate Idiot?
A: The base price is $10,500 per employee, but this figure can vary depending on the type of corporate certification that is requested, and volume discounts.
Q: How long does the certification process take?
A: Generally the process takes 6-8 weeks, this includes the 10 days of intense training and testing.
Q: How long is the certification valid
A: A certification is valid for 2 years from the date it was issued.
Q: How much does re-certification cost
A: At present the re-certification fee is $2000
Q: How long does the Personal Certification take?
A: This certification programs takes 10 days.
Q: How much does the Personal Certification cost?
A: This certification program cost $6,500 and we do provide payment plans to individuals OAC.
All product testing is conducted under stringent laboratory controlled conditions in double blind studies. All testers used are certified either as Idiots or Total Idiots, all testers have at least 5 years experience in their specific field.
The CIR-50 rating is designed to designate a product as suitable for most average users with a certain classification, an example of this would be Software. This product would have been stringently tested by 50 Idiots, who found the produce fairly easy to use.
The CIR-100 rating is designed to designate a product as suitable for most all users with a certain classification, an example of this would be Software. This product would have been stringently tested by 100 Idiots, who found the produce very easy to use.
The TIR-50 rating is designed to designate a product as suitable for all users and could be used by anyone. This product would have been stringently tested by 50 Total Idiots, who found the produce fairly easy to use.
The TIR-100 rating is designed to designate a product as suitable for all users and could be used by anyone. This product would have been stringently tested by 100 Total Idiots, who found the produce very easy to use.