This self check area will ask a few simple questions to determine if you could become a Certified Idiot, if you can answer (Yes) to at least three question you are pre-qualified.

Have You:
Walked up to a door at a store and you PULLED when the sign says PUSH!!

Have You:
Watched your collegue start up the new office PC and think the password is a row of asterii.

Have You:
Taken your radio with you on vacations so you can pick up your favorite station.

Have You:
Stuck your finger in your ear to scratch it and then smell your finger even though you know it will stink.

Have You:
Played a game of chess with a four year old, it's her first game, and you lose.

Have You:
Asked someone where to find a certain item at a store, and you're staring right at it.

Have You:
Dyed your hair blonde so you can blame your actions on your hair color.

Have You:
Had trouble finding your ringing cellphone in the house.

Have You:
Read the Weekly World News or the Enquirer and BELIEVE THEM automatically.

Have You:
Ever been told your too stupid for words.